dude if you think about it we’re already astronauts. earth is in space. we’re in space. dude
am I the only one questioning that in the final photo there’s white smarties in the picture, but in the first picture, there’s none!? ( there’s also no pink ones in the first picture) wtf.
every single person who reblogs this
will get “doot doot” in their ask box
I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRETSERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU
I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK
there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one
i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago
how the actual fuck
Hello morning people, how are you?
go look at pictures of dogs
see this? this is marilyn monroe. she had curves, like all women should. reblog this if you like REAL women.
I’M DYING! XD
my heart is broken
omf it gets even sadder when he drags it away from him
i dont care if that kitten is ripping out your kidney
give him the fucking thing
Is he high?
Via queen of the ugly
tell me something nice you did today
Didn’t jack off to hentai
proud of you buddy
OH MY GOD
i went into the bank and asked what day it was and the teller said “march 26th” so i asked “and the year?” and she kinda looked at me for a second before saying “2012”. i threw my hands up in the air and yelled “IT WORKED” before turning to leave.
THEN AS I WAS JOGGING OUT OF THE BANK SOME OTHER DUDE CAME UP TO ME LIKE “HOLY CRAP, YOUR MACHINE WORKED TOO?” AND WE HIGH FIVED AND RAN OFF.
WHAT IF HE WAS ACTUALLY A TIME TRAVELER